This is a place where you can come to wallow in your despair and regret. We've got comfy couches, stale air, and an endless supply of existential dread.
Try our Paradoxical Therapy, a revolutionary new treatment for the clinically hopeless. Grab a cup of Lost-Cause Coffee and bask in the warm glow of your own futility. Join our Abyssal Depression Support Group and commiserate with fellow travelers in the depths of despair.