Step 4: Pretend it's not a holiday

The art of feigning nonchalance

It's a little-known fact that the key to successfully navigating April 1st is to feign a sense of utter disinterest. Act as though the day of pranks and deceit means nothing to you.

Remember, the goal is not to be the smartest or most clever, but to be the most blasé.

Or, you know, just be a fool.