NoobishTactics: A Guide to Getting Owned by a Minion

Chapter 2: The Art of Losing a Game of D&D to a 5-Year-Old

You know you've been owned by a Minion when:

• They roll a 1 on a critical hit and still manage to kill you.
• They insist on using a +1 Short Sword because "it's so cool".
• You have to explain what a 'd20' is for the 12th time.

To avoid getting owned, follow these simple tips:

1. Don't trust a 5-year-old with a rulebook.
2. Never underestimate the power of a +1 Short Sword.
3. Be prepared to roll a d20 20 times in a row.

For more NoobishTactics, visit:

• Chapter 3: How to Roll a d20 Without Losing Your Mind
• Chapter 4: When to Use a +1 Short Sword (Hint: Never)