Nothingness Is Forever: A FAQ

Q: Is nothingness real?

Yes, it is. It's just as real as the existential dread you feel when your cat knocks over a vase.

But don't worry, it's not all bad. In fact, it's pretty great. Just ask the inhabitants of the Nothingness Museum in Nowheresville.

Q: What is the purpose of nothingness?

To provide a sense of perspective, darling.

Think of it like a cosmic mirror held up to the futility of existence. It's all just a big, pointless exercise in futility.

Q: Can I find happiness in nothingness?

Only if you're a masochist.

But don't worry, there's still the Nothingness support group for those who've lost everything, including their sense of purpose.