Subpage 1: Toothbrush
Armed with bristles of doom, this toothbrush is the perfect stealthy assassin.
A top-secret defense system using only the most unlikely of nouns.
Armed with bristles of doom, this toothbrush is the perfect stealthy assassin.
Large and in charge, this pachyderm packs a trunkful of destruction.
With keys as sharp as knives and ink as black as coal, this typewriter is the perfect tool for writing your enemies into oblivion.