This method involves the art of holding in one's farts.
Method 4: The Gagging Method - For those who enjoy the thrill of near-asphyxiation. Method 5: The Belly Buster Method - For those who enjoy the satisfaction of a good farting competition.
Put on your favorite pair of tighty pants. The kind that make a farting sound when you move.
Visualize the farting technique. Imagine it's a symphony of sound and fury, but also a symphony of silence.
Practice your technique. Fart in front of a mirror. Fart in front of a crowd. Fart in front of a cat.
Hold your farts. Hold them like you mean it.
Focus your mind. Clear your thoughts. Let the farts flow, but do not let them escape.