Office Review: 2/10 Would Not Recommend
Location: 3/10, 5 minutes from the dumpster
Our office is a dump. Like, literally. We found a rat in the supply closet last week.
Pros:
- Free coffee machine that just dispenses lukewarm tap water
- Open 24/7, even on weekends (but you'll probably just be sleeping off a hangover)
- We have a foosball table, but it's just a sad, broken mess
Cons:
- Management is a sociopath who thinks 'motivation' is a form of torture
- Stairwells are narrow, steep, and smell like despair
- Our break room is just a closet with a vending machine that only takes coupons
Recommended for:
- Those who enjoy the thrill of possibly getting food poisoning from the break room fridge
- Individuals who can stomach the stench of desperation wafting from the bathroom
- Folks who enjoy being told they're 'failing' at their job on a daily basis
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