To: All Employees
From: The Manager (a.k.a. The Sock Overlord)
Subject: The Great Sock Conspiracy
As you are all aware, the sock drawer has been experiencing some... irregularities lately. It has come to my attention that certain individuals have been secretly stashing their socks in the break room.
Let this serve as a formal warning: if I catch you with any more socks in the break room, there will be consequences.
See attached memo for more information.
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From: The Manager (a.k.a. The Sock Overlord)
Subject: The Great Donut Heist
It has come to my attention that someone has been stealing donuts from the break room. I am calling out the perpetrator.
Let this serve as a formal warning: if I catch you with any more donuts in your possession, there will be consequences.
See attached memo for more information.
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From: The Manager (a.k.a. The Sock Overlord)
Subject: The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler
It has come to my attention that the stapler in the supply closet has gone missing.
Let this serve as a formal warning: if I catch you with the stapler in your possession, there will be consequences.
See attached memo for more information.
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From: The Manager (a.k.a. The Sock Overlord)
Subject: The Great Water Cooler Caper
It has come to my attention that someone has been tampering with the water cooler.
Let this serve as a formal warning: if I catch you with any more water cooler malfunctions, there will be consequences.
See attached memo for more information.
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