Why Did I Try To Take A Bath?

I was trying to clean off the stink of my own ego.

Or maybe it was the smell of last night's pizza.

I heard the bath was having a sale.

It was a desperate attempt to escape the crushing despair of existence.

Or perhaps I just wanted to see if I could fit my entire cat collection in it.

Why do I even need reasons, I'm a grown adult.

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