Why Was I Late? 

Because I was stuck in an existential crisis, wondering what the point of punctuality even is. I mean, who cares if I'm on time? Time is just a human construct, a mere social construct, like a velvet rope at a gallery opening.

I could've been a pioneer, exploring the vast expanse of procrastination, discovering new lands of forgotten deadlines.

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