What is Operation Gnomerang?
An elite task force of skilled gnomes, tasked with infiltrating, sabotaging, and occasionally reorganizing the world's top corporations.
How do I join the Gnomerang?
Fill out the Application form in triplicate, and be prepared to undergo rigorous training in Gnomerang protocols and the ancient art of beard maintenance.
What is the Gnomerang Creed?
We, the Gnomers of Operation Gnomerang, swear to uphold the principles of: Stealth, Deception, and an unwavering commitment to a well-groomed beard.