What are our earplugs made of?
We use only the finest recycled sarcasm, carefully collected from the depths of the internet, to craft our earplugs. Our process involves:
- Steep the sarcasm in the darkest, most bitter of broths.
- Stir counterclockwise for exactly 17 minutes and 32 seconds.
- Shape into earplugs, using a combination of pure rage and regret.
Our earplugs are the perfect solution for those who've had it up to here with the world.