Located in the middle of Nowheresville, USA, our famous landmark is a marvel of modern architecture.
Or so we've been told.
It's a big rock with a flag on it. That's it.
We're not really sure why it's famous, but the tourists seem to like it.
Maybe it's the view of the nearby parking lot?
Or the thrill of walking across the vast expanse of nothingness that surrounds us.
Whatever the reason, we're glad you're here to see it. Don't forget to take a selfie with a bemused expression.