Welcome to Our Team!

We're a team of highly trained professionals who have dedicated our lives to... well, not actually doing much of anything.

But seriously, we're here to help with:

• Overpaid Administrators
• Slightly-Underpaid Interns
• Unpaid Volunteers

Our team's motto: "We're not lazy, we're just highly motivated to do the bare minimum." Learn more about our Motivational Posters!