Be kind, be considerate, be respectful. Don't be a troll.
We're not a shouting gallery. Please keep it down.
We like our tech, but we like our server room even less.
So, no horses in the server room, got it?
We're not your mom, and we won't make you a sandwich.
We're here to help, but we're not here to coddle.
As stated earlier, no horses in the server room.
This includes any horseplay, horseplay, or horsing around.
Don't be a bot, don't be a script.
Be a real, live human being. It's more fun that way.