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Warning: what you're about to read might change your life forever.

Or not.

The Secret to Our Success

We have an endless supply of cat videos in the office.

They're not just for morale, either.

Read more about what we really do all day

The Real Reason We're Still Here

Our coffee machine has been possessed by a sentient spirit.

We can't escape its wrath, but we've learned to live with it.

Learn more about the coffee machine's reign of terror

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Random Facts We Made Up

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Things That Will Definitely Work

Don't say we didn't warn you.