Our Expensive Suites

For those who demand the best, but also want to show off their wealth.

Bedroom

Features:

Four plush beds with Egyptian cotton sheets
Private movie theater with a projector that still plays VHS tapes
Private gym with a personal trainer who's always available for Netflix and chill

Price: $10,000,000+

Customize your bedroom with a designer who's been fired from every major fashion house in the world.

Kitchen

Features:

Miele coffee machine that still plays the Macarena on its built-in speakers
Private chef who's secretly a vegan
Cooking island that's been certified for its ergonomic design by a team of Swedish engineers

Price: $8,000,000+

Learn the secret to making a mean vegan omelette.

FAQs: Because who doesn't love asking the hard questions?

Living Room

Features:

Private bookshelf with a rare edition of "The Fountainhead" that's worth more than the house.
Recliner chair with an inbuilt espresso machine that still dispenses free shots
Art gallery with a rotating selection of local, emerging artists who are secretly just as pretentious as you are

Price: $15,000,000+

Hire an artist to create a piece that's just as valuable as it is worthless.

We're worth it. Or, at the very least, we're worth the cost of this website.

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