Welcome to our humble abode, where the walls are made of pure, unadulterated awesomeness. We've been around since 1987, when our founder, a visionary, first laid eyes on the world of web design.
Over the years, we've grown into the most mediocre website in the world. Our users have come and gone, but our commitment to blandness has remained a constant.
In 1999, we made the bold decision to abandon our previous design principles, opting for an all-new, all-bright aesthetic that would make the eyes bleed. It didn't work out.
Design Epiphanies and Design Mishaps are just a few of our most notable achievements.
We're proud of our legacy, warts and all. Come back and visit us in the future, when we'll be serving you a healthy dose of Takeovers and Takeouts.