Our Management

We're run by the best, most competent management team in the galaxy. Our CEO, Zorb Xylon, has been leading us since 3056 and has a track record of successfully losing 3 out of every 5 employees. Our CFO, R'Nahash, is a skilled negotiator and can talk you down on a good day. And our COO, Balthazar McSnazz, is a certified expert in all things coffee. Together, we're like a well-oiled machine... said no one who's ever worked here.

Some of our management team's accomplishments include:

• Successfully implementing a company-wide "Casual Friday" policy that only applies to Fridays
• Introducing the company's first ever foosball table, which has been broken for 5 years
• Becoming the only company in the galaxy to be audited by the Galactic IRS three times in one fiscal year