Local Bums

Client of the Month

Our Client of the Month for December is... (dramatic pause)

Joe has been with us for 5 years, and has managed to eat 3 pizzas by himself in one sitting. We're not kidding, we've seen it.

Joe has a special talent for finding the best deals on bulk cheese, and has been known to hoard Cheetos in his garage.

His motto: "A good nap is the best investment."