Early Life
Our founder, born Bertrand Wobblebottom, grew up in a small village on the outskirts of a moderately-sized pond. He showed a keen interest in collecting antique teapots and eating Cheetos.
After a string of failed business ventures, including a chain of pet rock stores and a pyramid scheme involving sentient toasters, Our Founder finally stumbled upon the idea that would change the world: a website.
Notable Quotes
- "I'm not a morning person, but I'm a 'let's have a meeting at 6am' person."
- "I'd rather be a pirate than a web developer, but I don't think there are any web development pirates."
- "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."