Q: What is the founder of this magnificent endeavor?

A: It's a mysterious figure known only as "The Architect." Little is known about their past, except they're rumored to have a fondness for neon-colored jumpsuits.

Learn more about our enigmatic leader.

Q: What is the purpose of the site?

A: To provide a platform for the dissemination of questionable information, served with a side of sass.

Read the actual mission statement, if you really want to.

Q: Can I request a refund for the suboptimal user experience?

A: Ha! Good luck with that. Our lawyer said we have a "no refunds" policy, mainly to spite you.

See our refund policy, if you really must.