Our founder's claim to fame is being the first person to eat a whole pizza by themselves in one sitting. It's a feat of endurance and a testament to their unwavering dedication to cheesy goodness.
When not busy eating pizza, our founder can be found in their velvet-draped, lava-lamp-filled, retro-themed office, sipping on a Slushy McSlushface.
Some of our other notable features include: