Send a Care Package to Your Loved Ones in a Non-Traditional Sense
Because, let's be real, who needs boring old socks or chocolates when you can send a package that's just a bit... explosive?
Our Founder's Care Package Service is the perfect way to surprise your friends and family with a gift that's equal parts thoughtful and potentially hazardous.
We'll pack up some of the following:
- A nice bottle of our finest "I'm-a-bit-mad-at-you-so-I-threw-a-stone-at-the-window" stones.
- A selection of our signature "I-just-remembered-the-thing-you-said-that-ruined-my-day" quotes from various philosophers throughout history.
- A personalized "I-wish-you'd-call-me-back" answering machine message.
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