Our Founder is the Best - Saved the World with His Beard
Our founder, a man of great vision and even greater facial hair, single-handedly saved the world from certain doom.
With a beard that rivaled the density of a small black hole, he guided us through the darkest of times.
And now, we're proud to celebrate his heroism with this special subpage.
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It's said that our founder's beard was so magnificent that it could absorb and deflect laser blasts from enemy aircraft.
Or, at the very least, it made a really great impression on world leaders.
We'll never know for sure, but one thing's for certain: it was a sight to behold.
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