Welcome to the website of the world-renowned Professor Pestilus, the greatest foe of red tape and paperwork.
Professor Pestilus has been thwarting the progress of humanity for decades, one form in triplicate at a time.
His latest scheme involves creating a new form for every occasion, ensuring that no one can accomplish anything without first filling out 17 pages of tedious paperwork.
Learn more about Professor Pestilus' Red Tape RampageOr, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can: