Dr. Bottomsworth's Masterpiece is a behemoth of a work of art, a behemoth of unparalleled brilliance and sheer scale. It has been in the making for 12 years, 7 months, 11 days, and 8 hours. It is a testament to the power of human ingenuity and the futility of human existence.
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Dr. Bottomsworth's Masterpiece has been hailed as a masterpiece, a work of art that defies the laws of physics and the laws of sanity.
It has been exhibited in galleries of renown, and museums of great repute.
It has been the subject of heated debate, and scathing critique.
And yet, it remains unchallenged in its brilliance.
Read the scathing critiquesDr. Bottomsworth's Masterpiece was funded by a generous grant from the "We're-Not-A-Weird Foundation", and a loan from his wife, who is now divorced.
It is estimated to have cost over 10 million dollars to produce, and countless hours of Dr. Bottomsworth's sanity.
Despite its cost, it remains one of the most affordable pieces of art in the world, with prices starting at just $10,000 per brushstroke.
Read about our questionable sponsorship schemesDr. Bottomsworth's Masterpiece is a behemoth of a work, measuring 10 feet tall, 20 feet wide, and 5 feet deep.
It is made of a unique blend of acrylics, oils, and pure, unadulterated madness.
It requires a team of 50 highly trained artists to maintain it, and a crane to transport it.
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