When navigating the labyrinthine undercroft, one must be mindful of certain... rules. For instance, never trust a talking door. Never trust a talking door.
When encountering another lost soul, do not attempt to offer them directions. This will only lead to confusion and, ultimately, further lost-ness.
When encountering a lost soul, do not mock their plight. This will only lead to further confusion and, possibly, a maze-wide riot.
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