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Our Helmesian Designs: Because Who Needs Functionality?

At Our Helmesian Designs, we're not about creating helmets that make sense or serve a purpose. We're about creating helmets that are so ugly, they're beautiful.

Take our flagship product, the Helm of Utter Madness, for example. This behemoth of a helmet is not just a helmet, it's a work of art.

class HelmesianHelm {
	/* This is not actually a functional helmet design */
	* {
		background-color: #FF0000;
	}
	* {
		color: #FFFFFF;
	}
	* {
		border: 4px solid #000000;
	}
}

You can even customize your own Helmesian Helmet on our Customize Your Helm page. Don't worry, it's a real challenge.

Copyright 2023 Our Helmesian Designs. Because we're not actually designing for functionality, our helmets are completely untested and unproven in real-world situations.