OurPainfulPricing FAQ

Why is it painful to pay us? How to make it stop?

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is it worth it?

Our answer: Nope.

Q: How much does it cost?

We're not telling. You'll just have to take our word for it, like a hostage situation.

Q: Can I opt-out?

Ha! You think you're that lucky, do you?

Q: Will it hurt?

Oh, it's a real kick in the teeth, trust us.