The Rules of Polyamory

Polyamory is not just a trend, it's a lifestyle. And like any good lifestyle, it requires its own set of rules.

Rule 1: There are no rules. (Just kidding, there are totally rules.)

Rule 2: You must have at least three partners. Two is just not enough.
Rule 3: You must have a designated "Relationship Manager" to keep everyone's schedules and feelings in check.
Rule 4: No partner gets more than 37% of the attention. That's just not cool.
Rule 5: You must have a "Polyamory Handbook" that outlines all the rules and exceptions.

And that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's more where that came from.