Q: What is the secret to our company's success?
A: It's our unwavering commitment to being completely unoriginal.
Q: Who is the founder of our company?
A: That would be me, Zara "The Great" McSassface.
Q: Why do our products suck?
A: They're designed to suck. It's a bold new direction in product design.
Q: What's the deal with the weird font on our website?
A: It's called "Comic Sans" and it's a bold choice.