1. We will always wear our finest monocles to meetings.
2. We will never use Comic Sans in any official documents.
3. We will never, ever use the word 'synergy' without rolling our eyes.
1. No talking to the coffee machine, it's just not listening.
2. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, use the phrase 'low-hanging fruit' in a serious meeting.
3. If it's not a emergency, do not call a meeting.
1. If you see a colleague walking towards the break room at 4:45 PM, it's not an emergency.
2. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, reheat the same lunch 3+ times.
3. If you need to take a break, please do not stare at your phone for 3 hours.