We've got a team of misfits, maniacs, and certified geniuses. Check out our roster:
Our Lead Developer is a master of code, a virtuoso of algorithms, and a sultan of syntax. They can solve any problem with ease, but only if they can find their coffee cup.
The Marketing Maven is a master of words, a weaver of wordsmiths, and a virtuoso of vacuous buzzwords. They can sell ice to the Inuit.
The UI Expert is a master of pixels, a maestro of mouseovers, and a sultan of skeuomorphism. They can design a website that's both beautiful and usable, but only on Tuesdays.
The Quality Assurance Specialist is a master of the mundane, a sultan of the trivial, and a virtuoso of the obvious. They can find a bug in a line of code that nobody else can.