Meet The Crew

We've got a team of misfits, maniacs, and certified geniuses. Check out our roster:

Lead Developer (a.k.a. The Architect)

Our Lead Developer is a master of code, a virtuoso of algorithms, and a sultan of syntax. They can solve any problem with ease, but only if they can find their coffee cup.

Marketing Maven (a.k.a. The Sales Wizard)

The Marketing Maven is a master of words, a weaver of wordsmiths, and a virtuoso of vacuous buzzwords. They can sell ice to the Inuit.

UI Expert (a.k.a. The Designer)

The UI Expert is a master of pixels, a maestro of mouseovers, and a sultan of skeuomorphism. They can design a website that's both beautiful and usable, but only on Tuesdays.

Quality Assurance Specialist (a.k.a. The Quality Queen)

The Quality Assurance Specialist is a master of the mundane, a sultan of the trivial, and a virtuoso of the obvious. They can find a bug in a line of code that nobody else can.