Meet the Team
John Doe
John is our resident code whisperer. He's been coding since the 90s and still uses punch cards.
Jane Smith
Jane is our team's resident coffee connoisseur. She can tell you everything about coffee beans, but struggles with basic math.
Bob Johnson
Bob is our team's self-proclaimed "idea generator." He comes up with wild concepts, but often forgets to follow through.
Want to learn more about our team's antics?
Read our team's ridiculous tales
See our team's goals (not to be confused with our actual goals)