Bob "The Visionary" Johnson is the CEO and Chief Dreamer at our company. He's been with us since the beginning and has been responsible for coming up with all the really bad ideas that we've had to implement.
Career highlight: Successfully convinced the team to adopt a 4-day workweek.
Sarah "The Tech Queen" Thompson is our CTO and Chief Technology Officer extraordinaire. She's been with us since 2015 and is responsible for keeping our servers from spontaneously combusting.
Career highlight: Successfully implemented a new system to track our employee caffeine intake.
John "The Janitor" Lee is our COO and Chief Orderly at our company. He's been with us since 2018 and is responsible for keeping the office clean and tidy, mostly by yelling at people.
Career highlight: Successfully implemented a company-wide recycling program (which everyone promptly ignored).