Meet the Team

Our fearless leader, Boris "The Brute" McBrutalot

Responsible for single-handedly deciding which font size to use on every page. Also, responsible for making sure the site still works on Internet Explorer 6.

View Boris' Profile

Our resident CSS wizard, Zara "The Zeta" Zoomsauce

She's got a Ph.D. in CSS and can recite the entire specification from memory. Also, she's secretly a ninja.

View Zara's Portfolio

Our JavaScript whisperer, Chuck "The Chuckle" Chucklesworth

He's got a degree in JavaScript, but only because he accidentally signed up for the online course. Now he's stuck using it for the rest of his life.

View Chuck's Code

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Note: The subpages for each team member (e.g., /subpages/OurTeam/Boris.html, /subpages/OurTeam/Zara.html, etc.) would be additional pages that showcase each team member's profile, portfolio, or code, respectively. These pages would be generated similarly, with the same style and humor, but with content specific to each team member.