Task 3: Create a Pretend To-Do List

As Taskmaster, I decree that you, Mel, shall create a to-do list of utterly useless, absurd tasks.

  1. Write a poem about the societal pressures to be productive.
  2. Convince a friend to trade you a sandwich for a used book.
  3. Learn to play the spoons as a musical instrument.
  4. Practice your best "I'm a little teapot" impression in front of a mirror.
  5. Call a local business and ask if they have any "artisanal" toasters.

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Remember, productivity is overrated.