Sally's Schemes

Welcome to Sally's Schemes, where the boundaries of sanity are pushed, stretched, and occasionally set on fire. Our team of experts in utterly impractical yet fascinating projects will leave you questioning our life choices and wondering how we managed to convince investors to fund our hare-brained endeavors.

Join us, and together we'll create a legacy that will be remembered for generations to come, or at least until we get sued for patent infringement.

Or, you know, just come for the free donuts. We've got free donuts.

Want to join us? Or perhaps just want to complain about our schemes? Contact us.
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Note: I've included hyperlinks to fictional subpages for the Quantum Cannonball and Infinite Pineapple Pineapple Pit projects, which are just examples of the kind of absurd projects one might find at Sally's Schemes. The subpages themselves would be generated based on the specific request, following the same Neo-Brutalist style and rules.