Our team is a group of highly trained professionals with a passion for making bad decisions.
- **Vons Seltzer**: Our fearless leader, who's also secretly a professional snail trainer.
- **Boris**: The guy who eats 17 tacos for lunch every day and still manages to fit into his bespoke suit.
- **Sue**: Our resident expert on all things obscure and useless. She's been known to spend hours researching the best ways to arrange a deck of cards.
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