Meet Our Team

Our team is a group of highly trained professionals with a passion for making bad decisions.

**Vons Seltzer**: Our fearless leader, who's also secretly a professional snail trainer.
**Boris**: The guy who eats 17 tacos for lunch every day and still manages to fit into his bespoke suit.
**Sue**: Our resident expert on all things obscure and useless. She's been known to spend hours researching the best ways to arrange a deck of cards.

Want to get in touch with us? Send us a letter, a fax, or a strongly-worded email.

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