Meet Zorg's Squad!

We're a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated individuals dedicated to the art of doing absolutely nothing.

Check out our latest project: "Infinite Coffee Machine"! Also, we have a thing going on "The Great Sock Drawer Organization"...

Our Members:

1. Zorg, the fearless leader 2. Blerg, our resident expert in all things beige 3. Grog, our go-to guy for all things explosive Learn more about our exciting projects!