Our Team: The Unsung Heroes of the Digital Realm

Meet the masterminds behind the madness

We're a group of highly skilled, slightly unhinged individuals who have dedicated our lives to creating the most confusing, yet somehow functional, web applications in the world.

Our Lead Designer

Responsible for turning our ideas into visual nightmares.

View Lead Designer's Portfolio

Our Senior Developer

A master of making things work, even when they shouldn't.

View Senior Developer's Resume

Our CEO (a.k.a. The Dictator)

Our fearless leader who still thinks the internet is a fad.

View CEO's Incoherent Ramblings