As the most esteemed and feared time-traveling tea connoisseurs in the multiverse, the Temporal Teapot Team is dedicated to serving the finest, most historically inaccurate cups of tea to the cosmos.
We've got tea for every occasion, including but not limited to:
Our expert tea sommeliers have traveled the timestream, collecting the rarest and most exotic tea varieties from every era and dimension.
Join us for a cup of temporal trouble, and discover the tea that's out of time and out of this world!