You've finally reached the point where you're questioning the point of your existence. Congratulations! You're on the path to self-discovery, but don't get too excited; it's just the beginning.
You've been going through life on autopilot, following the crowd, and eating the same boring breakfast cereal every morning (cornflakes, we see you). But today, something clicked. Maybe it was a existential dread, or a glimpse of reality, or just a really bad case of bed bugs.