In a world where the past is a distant memory and the present is a never-ending stream of memes, it's easy to get caught up in the hype of futurism. But, dear reader, beware: not all that glitters is gold, and not all that's new is better.
Futurists are always dressing to impress, but in their haste to be fashionable, they forget that functionality is key. Their fancy suits are more suited for the catwalk than the cat-astrophe they're trying to avoid.
Futurists are so caught up in their own hype that they forget what's really important: the environment. Their carbon footprint is bigger than a skyscraper, and their guilt-ridden glances are the only thing that's really going up – their stock prices.