INCONSISTENT SOCKS ARE A THREAT

Warning: Inconsistent socks may cause:

• Existential dread
• Unpredictable blisters
• Unrelenting anxiety

Causes:

• Pairing them with non-matching mates
• Wearing them with mismatched shoes
• Not ironing them

Symptoms:

• Uncomfortable footwear
• Discoloration of surrounding clothing
• Increased risk of social ostracism

Diagnosis:

• Consult with a professional sock therapist
• Take a sock inventory
• Consider a sock detox program

Remedies:

• Sort and categorize your socks
• Buy new socks with matching mates
• Learn to iron

Don't let the sockpocalypse happen to you!

Join the Sock Anonymous Support Group