Overly Tight Jeans

For when you want to fit 17 different sizes in one pair of pants.

Welcome to Overly Tight Jeans, the ultimate destination for the fashionably challenged.

Our jeans are so tight, you'll need a forklift to get in 'em!

Features:

Learn how to unbutton your pants without needing a crowbar

Read hilarious stories from our satisfied customers who've managed to get stuck in their pants

Join our tight pants support group, where you can share your struggles and find camaraderie with others who've been there

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