Overpriced Clothing - Where Functionality Meets Excess

Welcome to the most expensive clothing store you'll ever be able to afford.

Designer Clothing

Designer clothing for those who demand more... and more... and MORE!

Handmade-Overpriced-Items

Handmade, one-of-a-kind items crafted with the utmost care... for your wallet.

Artisanal-Experiences

Artisanal Experiences: because who needs actual skills, when you can pay for the privilege of watching someone pretend to have skills?

Overpriced-Sportswear

Overpriced sportswear for the discerning athlete, who demands only the finest in sweat and tears.

And for those who want more, more, MORE!
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