Welcome to the Overpriced Toilet Satellite, where our toilets are so expensive, they'll make you wonder how you ever settled for a mere mortal bathroom experience.
Our toilets are equipped with:
- Gold-plated toilet handles
- Heated seats
- A built-in espresso machine
- A mini-fridge for storing your favorite snacks
- A built-in toilet-shaped disco ball
And don't even get us started on the "optional" features:
- Optional: A built-in masseuse to give you a post-poop massage
- Optional: A complimentary in-flight movie theater for your, ahem, "reading material"
- Optional: A personalized butler to fetch you a towel after your, ahem, "business"
Prices start at $10,000 and go up from there.
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