The Socks that Will Make You Question Life Choices
Our socks are not just any socks. Oh no, they're the most expensive, most extravagant, most utterly ridiculous socks you'll ever lay eyes on. Made from the finest materials (read: we found them in a dumpster behind a fancy restaurant), our socks will make you wonder how anyone can charge so much for something so mundane.
Price: $100, $500, OR $1000! (We're not made of money, okay?)
"I spent 3 years in prison for buying these socks, but it was worth it." - John D.
"I sold my house for these socks, and I'd do it again in a heartbeat." - Jane Doe